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Natsco
Mechanical Avalanche 6 Fenwick Red Wings 5
Despite Kyle
Mckelvie’s ingenious yet ignored plan to shut down Mr. X in
the third, the Red Wings couldn’t hold on as they slid to
the Natsco Avalanche 6-5. As predicted by the Wing locker
room, Mr. X played just hard enough to pull out the victory
while potting 2 and a helper. Jordan Wilde, Devo, Mike
Simpson and Trevor Duguay all had one apiece. Glen Fenwick
goalie Glen Fenwick had the game of his life letting in only
one goal as the…wait….that was last week….
Team Outfitters
Punishers 6 Baby G’s Pizza Islanders 3
Mike VanPossum
and Airhead Johnston wore matching hats as they powered the
Team Outfitters Punishers past the marinara-stained
Islanders 6-3. With 6 goals between them and no assists,
the rest of the Punishers have pitched in to replace the
scoring tandem’s leather blinders with clear plastic ones to
at least give their wingers a chance to get on the sheets.
Stokes Bay
Bruins 10 Al’s Gas and Variety Sharks 2
It only took 5
weeks for the Stokes Bay Henchmen to get their legs and
return to their old ways pounding the Al’s Gas and Variety
Sharks 10-2. With the promise of a 9 hour lunch ahead (and
several angry wives), most of the Sharks left after the
first period, leaving tea-tottling back stop Don “DD” Landry
to fend for himself.
Barb Bonnema
Penguins 8 Bluewater Power Leafs 7
It took half
way through the third to wake up the hibernating Penguins as
they stormed back with 5 goals to surprise the Bluewater
Power Leafs 8-7. Inspired by the Bruins pounding of the
toothless Sharks, Genghis Steeves led the Penguins with 2
goals, including the winner which was set up beautifully by
Iggy Urbanian.
Player of the
Week Profile- Up Close and Personal
Name:
Dwayne Wooobley
Whelpley
Team:
Stokes Bay
Bruins
Position:
Draft goons,
run up the score then let you know about it.
Shoots:
Himself in the
foot every year during playoffs
Interesting
Hockey Fact:
Whelpley was a
top notch Junior C goalie who got the call up to play one
game for the Windsor Spitfires. Unfortunately that game
went about as well as Dancin’ Homer’s one day stint as
Capital City’s mascot. With the advent of the new goalie
masks, he was forced to give up the pipes. He found it
impossible to light a cigarette and chug a beer during warm
ups.
Beer League
Central Scouting Report:
The only thing
nicer than Whelpley’s snap shot from the slot is his hair.
Avoid picking Whelpley in the early rounds as you will also
inherit the Stanley Keg Curse that follows him everywhere.
If you hear him making bets in a bar, always bet with him.
He actually can fit his entire foot in his mouth.
Defenseless physicians beware, especially at playoff time.
2010/2011
Rating in the 911 Hockey League…High 5 out of
5.
Reid Flemming
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