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Baby G’s Pizza
Islanders 7 Natsco Mechanical Avalanche 2
The 2011 season
started off with a spirited affair between the Baby G’s
Pizza Islanders and the Natsco Mechanical Avalanche. The
outcome of the game was not indicative of how the game was
played as Natsco snipers Pat Nahmabin and Mark Armstrong
were a combined 0 for 23 in shots that actually hit the
net. They were 23 for 23 in shots that hit the ref, clock,
Zamboni driver etc. Dave Peca Knight, Crazy Legs Perdeux
and Mike Anning all had two goals to help the Islanders in
their inaugural win.
Stokes Bay
Bruins 3 Barb Bonnema Penguins 2
After losing
several players to the Penguins in a messy contract dispute,
the Stokes Bay Bruins were looking for revenge but it didn’t
come easy as the Penguins stayed with them until 15 seconds
left in the third. Stew “Slew Foot” Bremner notched a pair
with Mean Dean Esser scoring the winner. Kaptain K and Nick
Godwin scored for the Penguins.
Bluewater Power
Leafs 6 Al’s Gas and Variety Sharks 1
It doesn’t
appear the Bluewater Power Leafs are suffering any Stanley
Keg hangover as they rolled to an easy 6-1 victory over the
legitimately hung over Al’s Gas and Variety Sharks. Tyler
Callander and Lacie Lavender both scored twice while Tadpole
Vaillancourt and Craig Callister added one apiece. A
nauseous Darcy Jacobs scored the lone goal for the Sharks.
Fenwick Red
Wings 6 Team Outfitter Punishers 5
Wally who? In a
surprise upset, the Fenwick Red Wings outlasted the Team
Outfitter Punishers 6-5. Onions Lalande recorded the sole
hat trick of the day with rookie Steve Adlington chipping in
with 2. Page One Pete added the other goal for the Wings
while Fenwick backstop and sponsor namesake Glen Fenwick
mailed in his usual, lacklustre performance. Kevin
Philipsen lit the lamp twice for the Punishers while Rick
McKinnon, Shrek Maginn and Matt Fraser had a goal each.
Player
of the Week Profile- Up Close and Personal
Name:
Kyle McKelvie
Team: Fenwick Red Wings #11
Position:
Defence/ Team
Rep
Shoots: Left- but mainly into the shin pads
of oncoming wingers.
Turn Ons: Telling McMaster University war
stories to anyone who will listen.
Turn Offs:
Not having someone to tell a McMaster storey to.
Beer League
Central Scouting Report:
The only things worse than his hands are his feet. McKelvie
seems to have lost a step but it is debatable whether he had
a step to begin with. He can be relied on to consistently
trip on the blue line while defending a 2 on 1. His shot
from the point resembles the two-pitch setting in a batting
cage. He will fight, but it’s usually over the last beer in
the cooler. He has a tendency to blame his goalie for
everything but in the game scouted by BLCS, he was entirely
correct in doing so. You can’t miss him on the point. He’s
the one wearing the padded milk crate for a helmet to
accommodate his cube-like coif. Great locker room guy
especially if you like McMaster war stories.
2010/2011 Rating
in the 911 Hockey League…solid 4 out of
5.
Reid Flemming
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