Week 2

Stokes Bay Bruins 8 – Bluewater Power Leafs 3

Some of the haze surrounding the new acquisitions to the Bruins Hockey Club got a little clearer as newcomers Brent Steeves and Dean Esser combined for 7 goals while leading the talent-rich Stokes Bay past the shell-shocked Bluewater Power Leafs 8 to 3.  Steeves impressive 4 goal outing with his kid’s road hockey stick is overshadowed by the tampering investigation still underway involving his last minute trade from the strong-armed Sharks.  Dan Lavender was the only scorer for the Leafs with 3.

Team Outfitters Punishers 8 – Natsco Mechanical Avalanche 5

Despite a third period surge, the Natsco Mechanical Avalanche find themselves in unfamiliar territory going winless in their first two games and sharing a spot for last place.  The Team Outfitters Punishers bounced back from a first week loss holding on for an 8-5 victory.  Sanfransisco Jack VanSickle and Curtis Daboll scored twice for the Punishers while a depressed Mr. X had a hat and two helpers in the loss and in a move to inspire his team, is seeking the league’s permission to officially change their name to the Lions.    

Baby G’s Pizza Islanders 6 – Fenwick Red Wings 3

Apparently the Fenwick Red Wings took last weeks article literally where it was written that Baby G’s Pizza was a team to watch as they had front row seats watching the Islanders double them 6-3.  The Wings couldn’t solve the Islanders’ D or the higher boards while Darryl Maw and Leaf defector Scott Clark scored twice each for the G men.  Wing centre Paul “Lally”(gagger) Lalande blamed his dismal outing on his watery eyes due to the three bags of onions he chopped in the first two periods.       

 Al’s Gas and Variety Sharks 7 – Barb Bonnema Penguins 4

In a show of team diversity 8 different players scored for the Al’s Gas and Variety Sharks as they outgunned the Barb Bonnema Penguins 7-4.  As soon as the final buzzer went off, the Sharks captain Will “Nosoupforyou” Shawnoo instinctively launched his usual protest with league officials which included the referees, poor lighting, bad ice etc..  The protest was eventually withdrawn when his overjoyed team-mates finally convinced him that they had actually won the game. Forward Joelhookey.com scored two for the Penguins.

Reid Flemming reporting…..