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Week 8
Eight games into the season find the Stokes Bay Bruins still
undefeated while the Barb Bonnema Penguins are still looking
for their first two-point outing. The rest of the league
remains log-jammed in the middle:
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Standings |
Pts |
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1. Stokes Bay Bruins |
16 |
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2. Baby G’s Pizza
Islanders |
11 |
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3. Fenwick Red Wings |
9 |
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4. Team Outfitters
Punishers |
8 |
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5. Natsco Mechanical
Avalanche |
7 |
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5. Bluewater Power Leafs |
7 |
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7. Als’s Gas and Variety
Sharks |
5 |
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8. Barb Bonnema
Penguins |
1 |
Al’s Gas and
Variety Sharks were overpowered 7-4 by the Bluewater Power
Leafs in the first game of the day. Leaf Nation president
Mike Hart notched 3 in the victory while Darcy Jacob’s 2
late goals in the third weren’t enough to help the Sharks
rally. Earlier in the week, Bluewater defenseman Sanchez
Vosburg publicly outted himself as a marginal player with
bad hands and a sour on-ice disposition. Leafs GM Tadpole
Vaillancourt came to his defence stating “He’s like a son to
me. Everyone knew about his lack of skill at the draft.
Why are we still talking about this in 2009?”
Barb Bonnema
Penguins could only muster 6 skaters as they were harpooned
by the Stokes Bay Bruins
12-1. On
positive notes for the Penguins, Steve McDonald thinks his
truck is getting better mileage lately, Jim Rose is pretty
much done his Christmas shopping and Curtis Williams is
happy with his new barber. Bruin needle-man Squid MacDonald
thanked Penguin power forward joelhookey.com for once again
not showing up, choosing instead to book his aromatherapy
appointment for game times when the Penguins face the
Bruins.
Baby G’s
Islanders cruised to any easy 9-3 win over Natsco Mechanical
Avalanche. Dave “Peca” Knight led the Islanders with 3
while holding Natsco’s league-leading scorer Mr. X to only
one point. This is not good news for Mr. X who sadly still
believes he’ll be getting a New Years Eve call from Stevie
Yzerman.
An
unprecedented third period collapse saw the Fenwick Red
Wings blow a 5 goal lead, resulting in a 7-7 tie with the
Team Outfitters Punishers. Aaron Johnston, with the help
from Fenwick blue-liner “Turkey Dinner” Schultz, led the
Punisher charge with 4 unassisted goals in the third. A
wobbly Sanfransisco Sickle took time out from his 3 day
birthday bender to add 2 of his own. “Slapchop” Lalande
recorded his first career hat trick for the Wings who have
now officially expanded their third period party point
spread to 6.
Reid Flemming
reporting…….
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