STANLEY
KEG FINAL
If there was
ever any doubt which team dominated the regular season and
playoffs with merciless precision, sheer intimidation and a
somewhat flawed rating system, all you had to do was ask any
Stokes Bay Bruin and he would be happy to tell you how good
he was while reminding you that his team went undefeated in
the regular season and playoffs. He would further go on to
tell you how the Stanley Keg Final was a mere formality and
scoff at the possibility of losing. After all, they were
playing the Leafs! Looking at the match up, you may have to
agree that the undefeated Stokes Bay Bruins should be a lock
to win. Quagmire Whelpley’s talented group of skating phone
booths with heads were set to steam roll the smaller
Bluewater Power Leafs. Amazingly for Tadpole Vaillancourt
and the Leafs, they never got the message.
The game
started with full line-ups on both sides as well as a
packed, well-lubricated cheering section in the new Point
Edward Barn. In a testament to how sick and tired everyone
was of hearing from the Bruins, there wasn’t a Bruin fan in
sight as even the Stokes Bay wives and children joined in
the familiar “Go Leafs Go” chant that rang throughout the
arena.
The first
period remained scoreless as both teams exchanged chances
but all were turned away by solid goaltending from Pez Brown
and Ian Roadog. The Leafs seemed to carry momentum into the
second as nervous laughter could be heard coming from the
Bruin bench. Lacie Lavender potted a top shed beauty early
in the second assisted by Jimbo McCabe and Tyler Callander.
Callander then followed up with a second wrister from the
slot assisted by Doc Barwitski to make it 2-0 Leafs, which
is how the second period ended.
Finding
themselves behind for the first time all year, the
ashen-faced Bruins skated off with looks on their faces more
reminiscent of a trip to the tax auditor’s office or their
proctologist rather than a hockey locker room.
Unfortunately, before they could regroup in private, they
had to wade through a throng of raucous hockey thugs, even
joined by their own family members who had congregated in
the north end of the arena to hurl insults and slurs.
The third
began with a shorter Bruin bench while Tadpole Vaillancourt
rolled through his 4 lines. It wasn’t long before Craig
Callister potted the third for the Leafs with Doc Barwitzki
getting his second helper. Numerous penalties were called
on both sides in the third including Quagmire Whelpley, who
was trying to inspire his team by decking Leaf enforcer Doc
Barwitzki in an open ice hit. Lucky for Doc his head was
down and he didn’t see it coming or he might have been
hurt.
Taking
advantage of a power play, Mean Esser put the Bruins on the
board while scooping up a nice pass from Ice Pick Morley.
This was followed quickly by Mark The Animal Bennett
notching his first from Jason Oglethorpe Hoover and Genghis
Steeves. The Leafs seemed to be on their heels as the
surging Bruins were all over Ian Roadog but he refused to
give in. Following two team time outs, and with under a
minute to go the Bruins pulled their goalie with the face
off in the Leafs end. Mark The Animal Bennett won the draw
back to Mean Esser who made no mistake from the point,
beating Ian Roadog 5 hole to tie the game with 50 seconds
left. The Leafs held on to preserve the tie in regulation.
Each team
picked a three player shootout rotation with sudden death
after that. Both teams notched two goals apiece in the
original three including Animal Bennett and Mean Esser for
the Bruins and Tyler Callander and Craig Callister for the
Leafs which sent the shootout into sudden death. Both teams
had trouble finding the back of the net with outstanding
tending on both ends. After stoning 4 shooters apiece Jim
Barilko McCabe finally got one by Pez Brown to win the
shootout and claim the Stanley Keg. Never in the history of
the league has a final game come with such intensity. Who
would have thought that an empty keg with a dented cup could
inspire such play? Not since 1967 have the headlines read
“LEAFS WIN THE KEG!” as the smiling Leafs enjoyed the amber
nectar (risking lock jaw) from the rusty grail.
For the
hapless Bruins the curse remains and until the drop of the
first puck next season the other 7 teams are simply enjoying
the silence…..
Finals
after playoff round robin:
1. Bluewater
Power Leafs Stanley Keg Champs
2. Stokes Bay
Bruins
3. Baby G’s
Pizza Islanders
4. Fenwick
Red Wings
5. Al’s Gas
and Variety Sharks
6. Natsco
Mechanical Avalanche
7. Barb
Bonnema Penguins
8. Team
Outfitters Punishers
Reid Flemming
reporting….. |